The Great Girlfriend Debate/Catfight

(Note: As you read this, you need to be playing Rocky's 'Eye of the Tiger' in your head to fully enjoy this post)

Due to aforementioned hostilities that Henry has been experiencing amongst his ladies, he has decided to become a one-woman guy. Thus, he needs your help! Read below and vote on the poll as to who he should choose! One thing is certain....the guy likes blondes!

Sara and Henry (Week 13ish)

VS

Emily and Henry (Week 3ish)

Name: Sara Condreay

Hamburger Mary's

Hometown: Cornshuck, Nebraska
Height: 5'7"
Weight: No woman discloses this information; N/A
Job/Way to support Henry: Commerce Bank M-F; Barnum and Bailey Circus Clown Sa-Su.
Relationship events to date:
Pro:

• One breakfast with Henry; three total visits to the house
• Went on a dinner date with him to Hamburger Mary's (complete with drag queen)
• One night meeting out at Kona Grill (though that could be construed as spying)
• Actively defends her claim as Girlfriend #1

Cons:

• Potentially spying on Henry's activities with other girls (ask Chalice Lafferty)
• She's from Nebraska
• Visits are becoming more sporadic, focusing more on phone check-ups
• Occassionally gets a little mouthy with Henry's Dad
• Already buying Henry pajamas, which seems a bit forward for a 4 month old!

Check out my Polo PJ's - Thanks Sara!

Dinner date!

Emily Kinder
Hometown: Flyover, Indiana
Height: 5'8"
Weight: No woman discloses this information; N/A
Job/Way to support Henry: Hallmark Cards M-F; Mascot for Liberty Tax Services Sa-Su. (you know, those people that dress up like the Statue of Liberty and stand on the side of the road)
Pros:

• Two dinner dates at the house; three total visits
• Has the "bounce" that calms Henry down
• Lots of baby experience from nephews/nieces
• Doesn't call Henry's dad at 3am to push her out of the snow (in front of a driveway!)
• Finds Reggie's juvenile humor somewhat funny (or at least says that to his face)
• Taught Henry's parents how to use the carseat without using the base
• Brought Henry's mom (and thus Henry) lots of treats while she was pregnant

Cons:

• Not a KC sports fan (prefers Horse to Indian)
• No carseat, so Henry has to be driven "Brittany Spears style"
• Peyton Manning will always be her true love